Hey yall making a pinned post here cuz im in need of some support so im doing 30 usdollar portrait comms rn and would love it if someone would give me some work. PayPal only and complexity of portrait can change the base price. Plz reblog if yall could ^o^

I can do humans and animals, but since these r just portrait openings I won’t b going crazy with backgrounds or w/e but feel free to DM me and we can talk it out. Thxxx

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americanpsyco:

chcialembyc:

moami:

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

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cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

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anakineatslivebugs:
“this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!
” anakineatslivebugs:
“this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!
” anakineatslivebugs:
“this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!
” anakineatslivebugs:
“this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!
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anakineatslivebugs:

this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!

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cleolinda:

fans4wga:

thefreak0fhawkinshigh:

Matt Damon has revealed that the “Oppenheimer” cast talked about their strike strategy before hitting the movie’s red carpet premiere in London on Thursday.

“We talked about it,” Damon told Variety on the carpet. “Look, if it’s called now, everyone’s going to walk obviously in solidarity … Once the strike is officially called, [we’re walking]. That’s why we moved this [red carpet] up because we know the second it’s called, we’re going home.”

Damon added: “We gave the strike authorization. We voted 98% to 2% to do that because we know our leadership has our best interest at heart.”

“It’s really about working actors,” he continued. “It’s $26,000 to qualify for health coverage and a lot of people are on the margins and residual payments are getting them across that threshold. This isn’t an academic exercise. This is real life and death stuff. Hopefully we get to a resolution quickly. No one wants a work stoppage, but we’ve got to get a fair deal.”

Worth noting that the cast specifically staged it this way, rather than just not show up, so their walkout would make the news and they could explicitly draw attention to the 170,000+ union actors who aren’t rich and famous.

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khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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systemshocker:

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

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lolaisinhell:

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I want to show you the spot where my dog peed and it killed the grass

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